Fun Facts About Engineer

 

• They consider any non-engineering course "easy".
• T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress.
• No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
• Engineer touches his car more often than his girl.
• Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet!
• Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur life.
• Engineer don’t really mad when the price of petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is mistake in the vector calculation.
• Engineers know how to build sports car and jet fighter but they don’t even know how to build relationship with a girl.
• Engineer don’t understand things in mathematics, he just get used to them.
• Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Ir.) in front of their names.
• Engineers claim that they were the greenest people ever in this world by created hybrid engine, but at the same time they hiding the truth that they makes the world worst by using the battery in the hybrid engine. People think they are saving the environment with a hybrid car but the batteries in it can be hazardous to the environment and some electrical plants pollute.
• They design road car that can reach speed more than 400km/h while at the same time they do realised that according to the law the max speed for car were allowed to go on highway is only 120km/h.
• Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
• Engineer knows that nothing's ever built to last, but that doesn't mean it's not worth building.
• Engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
• Mercedes’s engineers design a feature where the car can auto reposition its seats towards a best position for an airbag to hug u when crashing. The new generation line of VW's seatbelts make sure u don’t get cut when they holding u in while u crashing. These car manufacture’s engineers are trying very hard to make crashing a bit comfortable. Soon we will be crashing in class and style!
• The working time for engineer is from morning to eternity.

(SOURCE: http://billyuniversal.blogspot.com/2011/04/fun-facts-about-engineer.html#more)

Universiti Teknologi Petroleum?

 Assalamualaikum!

arghhh.... kini UTP bukan lagi dikenali sebagai Universiti Teknologi PETRONAS. tapi telah ditukar nama kepada Universiti Teknologi Petroleum. WTH?. haha.. punya lah selama ni duk berbangga dapat masuk UTP. tup tup ditukar nama. apalah nasib badan. kalau kat kampung, selalunya akan ada dialog begini:

makcik: anak ni mengaji kat mane?
aku: UTP, makcik. PETRONAS.
makcik: oooo, petronas. hebat anak kamu ni. (sambil tengok tengok kat ma n abah aku). 
aku: aah. kat perak makcik. (hehe, hidung da kembang dah)

kalau kat kampung, orang tak kenal UTP, kita kene sebut poyo sikit. PETRONAS. itu kene bagi jelas ea adik adik. 

but now, not anymore. itulah, bangga diri sangat dulu. kan da kena. padan muka kau. 

tapi, ni tak sure lagi. entah betol entah tidak tapi rasa macam betul da. alahai, kalau memang betulla. buruk bebenor namanya. susah nak adapt kalau cengginih! dengar kata  pengumuman rasmi pasal pertukaran nama ni dibuat masa royal concert kat chancellor hall itu hari. i tak taw pape, i tak layak pon nak bertandang ke royal concert tu. muahaha. so kalau dah dibuat pengumuman macamtu, rasanya memang da betul la kot. 

itulah, petronas da tak nak tanggung UTP da sekarang. sobs3.. 

tak pe la kalau cenggitu. i nak tukar uni! amik astronomy. boleh?. 

*update:

this is the prove. thanx to my classmate, Eiju. this pic was taken during our ITM class last month. hehe.

ngeee..

bubbye!!

FAMILY DAY CHEMY 2011

Assalamualaikum!


alhamdulillah, berakhir sudah family day kali ini. haha. bestt!!! malas nak cakap banyak, just upload gambo jelah ea.. huhu..

yang ini time pagi. huhu.

 ngeee...rmantik x??

 ucukkkk! 

huhu.lompat!!!

                                                                                  peace

 kitorang

 dayu, aku ringan kan?. haha

 wan, sayang ko! muaccchhh

buat apa tu haaaa

and yang ni, sebelah malam pulak.

 sweet kan?.

 wif zati, dayu, wan..

 hadiah!!

haa, tujela. banyak lagi gambornye. 

macam best lak upload gambar kat sini. taknak la fb. bole?. 

bubbye!!

ENGINEERING

"ENGINEERING" has been chosen as the TOUGHEST course among all d courses including BCOM, Bca, IAS, IPS and MBBS; by the Guinnes Book of World Records, on 18 Aug 2010. It has 58 university exams, 130 series exams, 174 assignments within 4 years ( max 750 working days ).

CHEMICAL ENGINEERS TO BE

Assalamualaikum!

 baru habes test ni. test 2 COMPUTATIONAL METHOD. insya allah, next week ade lab test untuk subjek ini pulak. lepas tu, baru boleh fokus untuk final. adoi.. busynyer..  haha.. canggih tak nama subject aku amek?. not that tough, but its quite annoying! i have to deal wtith a lot of numbers.... waaaa... hate it but i have to face it. ngee.  da aku amek engineering. sape suruh?. padan muke. muahaha. xpe, i love challenge! bukan susah mahu jadi jurutera taw. sangat2 mencabar.. huuu.... 

 tak kisahla kan , entry kali ini saya mahu bawak korang meninjau ape kerja2 engineer buat. haaha. macamle aku da keje. ngengeh. takdela, actually, laboratory je. lama jugak la dia punye lab. ni untuk subjek Process Heat Transfer and also for the subject Separation Process. seriusly lab dia lama gilak! paling kurang 3 jam, and paling lama 7 jam kot. muahaha. and bosannn sangat2.. bukannye buat ape pon, just menunggu je, and amik result. serius bosan. BOSAN. BOSAN, aku rasa masa tu, banyak da kot boleh study, aduhai.. 

 moh usha-usha ape aku buat kat lab ni! 

 sebenarnya aku tak perlu panjat pon. haha. nak amik gambar punye pasal. gedik!

 tinggi wooo!

 yaa.. kitorang jurutera!

 gayat taw!

 cik cik abang. haha

 cik cik adik.. ngee

 candid2!

 bincang-bincang.

 yaa.that's me!

ala paeh, berlakon je lebey. 

actually, tak semua lab tinggi macam ni. ni yang tinggi jela yang aku gedik nak bergambar, yang biase2 just deal with apparatus bagai. hoho.

well, hope aku baal jadi seorang jurutera kimia yang berjaya walaupun tak pernah terlintas dipikiran nak jadi enggineer. fuhh!

 malam ni kene siapkan lab report pulak. waa! and kene prepare speech untuk subjek Professional Communication Skill. esok kene present da kalau aku da ready. haha. tak tahula macamane nak public speaking ni. haha. macam tak biase, padahal ni last job untuk subject ni. huhu. Heaven! (kalau dapat siapkan kerja before study week.). 

that's all for today! muah!

bubbye!